It all started so innocently, just a way to keep the sun off my face. And then I added one tiny little spray of feathers. And then another, and another, and a ring of them around the brim, and then another spray, and then an ostrich feather, and then some more turkey feathers, and then Chris bought me a feather rose, and then I found another nice spray of ostrich feathers, and well... it does make me easy to spot in a crowd. Well, that plus my blue hair. Except when it's pink. Or green. Or magenta.